convo went like this. (something like this, actually.)
sunyu : hey andre, is uranium an alloy?
andre : no lah, uranium is blablabla... it is 40 times as commonly found as silver.
tin hsiao : what, what? 40 silver?
andre : no. 40 times as commonly found as silver.
tin hsiao : 40 silver?
andre and sun yu : 40-TIMES-AS-COMMONLY-FOUND-AS-SILVER!
tin hsiao : 40 silver common?
andre : at least you made an improvement.
edwin : nah, sun yu, this is uranium. *showing book*
sun yu : oh.. uranium is strawberry?!
andre : no lah! you're looking at the wrong picture! uranium is a radioactive blablabla... 40 times as commonly found as silver.
tin hsiao : i never knew uranium was in strawberries.
sun yu : wait, i go ask mrs ching. *asking*
sun yu : ok liao. uranium is a radioactive blablabla...
tin hsiao : what? 40 silver common ultra-active?
andre : psh. RADIO-active.
sun yu : ok, so uranium is not an alloy right?
everyone : *speechless*
sun yu : okok. it is 40 percent as common-
carly : 40 times lah.
sun yu : i thought it was 40 percent?
andre : 40 times lah.
sun yu : okok. 40 times as common as silver.
tin hsiao : what what? 40 silver common?
sun yu : and its radioactive...
andre : yeah, and it can be found in strawberries.
carly: i don't dare to eat strawberries anymore!
tin hsiao : now i know why strawberries are so expensive...
andre : yeah. filled with uranium.
end of story. byebye.

innocent strawberry ->